50 Dog and Puppy Questions and Answers

By Nicole Pettersson

Sharpen your brain skills with these language twisting and funny questions and answers about puppies and dogs.


What do dogs have that no other animal has?
Puppies.

What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog?
A pup.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?
"I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

What do you call a litter of young dogs that have come in from the snow?
Slush puppies!

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house!

How do you catch a runaway dog?
Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!

What should you do with a blue dog?
Cheer him up.

What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle!

What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?
A sausage dog!

What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
A dusky husky!

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A dingo-ling!

What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower!

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle!

When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound!

What is a dog's favourite flower?
Anything in your garden!

What did the dog use to make his kite?
Flypaper.

What's a dog favourite hobby?
Collecting fleas!

When is a dog most impolite?
When he points.

Which dog can tell time?
A watchdog.

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
A mutt in a rut!

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr!

What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?
A terrified postman!

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?
Melon-collie!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk?
Rid of the dog!

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?
A computer with a lot of bites!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?
A sheep that can round itself up!

If you take your dog downtown, where should you leave him?
In a barking lot.

What is black and white and red all over?
A Dalmatian with bad sunburn.

What is a dog's favourite tree?
The dogwood.

What is a dog's favourite food?
Anything that is on your plate!

What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino!

What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen?
Eat out.

What eats dog food, lives in a doghouse and is very dangerous?
A dog with a machine gun.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!

What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?
Any kind of bloodhound!

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?
Hope he doesn't see you.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?
Five after one.

What word did the dog always pronounce incorrectly?
Incorrectly.

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?
A puppy.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?
A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound!

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
Wire haired terriers!!

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?
You should know more than your dog.




Nicole Pettersson
Article by Nicole Pettersson
Nicole Pettersson is an animal enthusiast and loves all kinds of animals. She is also one of the founders of My Lovely Pups and a key decision maker in the development of www.mylovelypups.com.