Sharpen your brain skills with these language twisting and funny questions and answers about puppies and dogs.
What do dogs have that no other animal has?
What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog?
What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?
"I must throw that doggie out the window!"!
What do you call a litter of young dogs that have come in from the snow?
Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house!
How do you catch a runaway dog?
Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!
What should you do with a blue dog?
Cheer him up.
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?
A sausage dog!
What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
A dusky husky!
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie!
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle!
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound!
What is a dog's favourite flower?
Anything in your garden!
What did the dog use to make his kite?
What's a dog favourite hobby?
When is a dog most impolite?
When he points.
Which dog can tell time?
What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
A mutt in a rut!
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles!
What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?
A terrified postman!
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!
How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?
What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk?
Rid of the dog!
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?
A computer with a lot of bites!
What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?
A sheep that can round itself up!
If you take your dog downtown, where should you leave him?
In a barking lot.
What is black and white and red all over?
A Dalmatian with bad sunburn.
What is a dog's favourite tree?
What is a dog's favourite food?
Anything that is on your plate!
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen?
What eats dog food, lives in a doghouse and is very dangerous?
A dog with a machine gun.
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?
Any kind of bloodhound!
What should you do if you see a vicious dog?
Hope he doesn't see you.
What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?
Five after one.
What word did the dog always pronounce incorrectly?
What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?
What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound!
What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
Wire haired terriers!!
What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?
You should know more than your dog.